jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
dorkstrider: dorkstrider: what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Whenever you get sad remember that Li Jiaheng Wu...
overaaalls: when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
wallylives: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
egberts: where can i buy that for free
cornerof5thandvermouth: if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.